Fed Up With Having His Packages Stolen, This Guy Took Matters Into His Own Hands (Warning: Gross)

Beware: actual poop and a dead varmint ahead.

Tylerwelsh got tired of having his packages stolen off his porch and came up with a brilliant, horrible, vindictive way to get back at the theives in just four easy steps:

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    Step one: get a box with the shipping label still attached

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    Step two: rig a piece of plastic to act as a trap

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    Tip from Tyler:

    "use a piece of plastic that is only tall enough to allow the box to open just under half way. That way the contents will be out of the box before the person even gets the box open far enough to see what's inside."
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    Step three: fill it with poop

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    ..and a dead rat, if you have one handy

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    Step four: leave the package for the thieves

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    Damn dude, that's cold.

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